What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.