you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same