I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed