The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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