can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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