Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My vagina is officially offended.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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