so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
soo... how was my night?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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