So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Of course I have a pirate flag
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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