yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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