Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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