I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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