I could have mohawked her pubes.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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