so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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