Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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