You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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