The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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