Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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