I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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