Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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