apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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