Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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