her vagine was all disorganized.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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