Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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