Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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