I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
farters have to be the big spoon...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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