its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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