giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."