It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done