woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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