Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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