Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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