i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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