rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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