We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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