Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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