Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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