Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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