it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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