And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Dick very happy bro
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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