Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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