All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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