I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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