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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.

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  You mean inside out.

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  No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

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  WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

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  could you get any more awkward?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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• (949): View more from California

  this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.

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  Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.

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