The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this