i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
