did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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