Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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