After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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