i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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