So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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