I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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