Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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