you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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