In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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