No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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