I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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