Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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