***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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